Tuesday, November 18, 2008

The Key to Great Sex

I have a way that everyone can keep their spouses "wanting" you so bad they want to throw you down on the bed that very minute and rip your clothes off.
  • It is NOT wearing sexy lingerie.
  • It is NOT dressing up like a sexy maid.
  • It is NOT walking in the room already naked.

What could it be you ask?

Plan the dinner menu for the family for a week and BAM you are in business!

8 comments:

Unknown said...

Ha, ha, ha!!!!

Anonymous said...

My husband didn't get this memo. Could you send it to him? lol.

Yellow Beads said...

oh funny!!!

Confessions of A Mississippi Mom said...

LOL you crack me up! So whatcha cooking tonight?

Betsy Mae said...

hmmm...perhaps i should avoid meal planning for a while!

Cynthia said...

On man...I'm doomed!

black betty said...

that's it??? what the hell have i been doing all these years?!?! dang-it!!!

awesome! :D

morewineplease said...

too funny!
Yes, I am totally in trouble!