What's in Your Creepy Box?

That was the topic of discussion on the radio this morning as I am traveling to work. The reason....the creepiest story would win tickets to some concert. Some of the call ins were quite weird. I would call them creepy fetishes. I will just share a few with you...

• I find clowns sexy
• I have a secret stash of Star Wars figurines that I pull out and play with (mature adult talking) and the light saber too.
• I pleasure myself at work while in the bathroom while rubbing on the toilet seat...I need release.
• I take pictures with my cell phone of my "Lincoln Logs" after a night out...boy they are special looking like the day after drinking green beer.
• I love using adult toys with my partner...(not all that weird).

I know there were more, but I waited too long to type this out. I believe the winner was the Lincoln Log guy....by the way these were mostly men, but the toilet seat one was a girl. OMG these people have weird things going on. So what is in your creepy box?